I know the question that was on everyone’s mind Feb. 14:
When will J-Bo and Doug tie the knot/quit living in sin?
What did Ketos get Witten for Valentine’s Day?
A coupon book. The answer is a coupon book.
…Here’s to hoping this isn’t one of those posts in which I lose followers…
This makes me want a cat. Or multiple. They seem endlessly entertaining. Perhaps you should consider making an illustrated cat book, like the cat version of Go the F**k to Sleep. I’m sure there’d be a long line of interested cat ladies.
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Dying of laughter. Thank you.
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LOL! Can I has a get out of free jail card for the toilet paper mess? π
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This is excellent.
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Sorry to hear that you are returning to the ranks of ametaurs. Of course this is not necessarily a one way trip; you’ve been here before. Everyone starts out as a lover of the subject.And ametaurs regularly return to the fold. Which reminds me, what’s up to now? A few weeks ago she was waiting tables and writing blog posts on physics…
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Ha! Oh my God this is brilliant – I feel like I understand the nature of your cats’ relationship on such a deeper level now. Also, every time you talk about Witten I think to ask you if he was named after Jason Witten, tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, but then I remember that whole thing about Witten rhyming with kitten. But on some level in my mind, your cat is a football player.
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I would LIKE this if I could!
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Evonreye would benefit from reading this post
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I meant I would “like” it if the option was here on your blog. π
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Awesome.
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Lol, oh my god. Marry me?
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I do!
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Thank GOD! I was getting nervous.
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No need- I’m pretty easy π
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SNORT!!!
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Your unfunny comtenms about Robin Williams’ illness are churlish, disgusting and show you up as a complete a h . Maybe when YOU have a heart attack or stroke, and are gasping to breathe, everybody will stand around you while you’re struggling for your life on the ground, laughing their heads off at your comedy, criticizing your act. What goes around comes around, and no bad deed goes unpunished. Remember that. In my own experience and observation, the great white light force that we call God has a great sense of humor and an exceedingly fine sense of justice. I don’t predict an easy end for you if you do not choose to mend your ways and make your amends to those you have harmed. Start by apologizing to Robin Williams directly for your cruel remarks about his illness, and to your public as well, who will desert you for your viciousness if you do not.
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Have you ever considered cniaterg an e-book or guest authoring on other websites? I have a blog based on the same topics you discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my subscribers would appreciate your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an email.
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I’m a lucky lady : D
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