Me: Did you notice I dyed my hair two weeks ago?
Doug: No.
Me: Wait, really?
Doug: I try not to look at people.
Me: You try not to look at people?
Doug: It’s just hard to see their smug faces.
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:::After I spent an hour scrubbing out the kitchen sink:::
Doug, looking into the sink: It looks like someone took a shit in here.
Me: What! No, it doesn’t!
Doug: … If that person was so sick that their shits were pure white. Nice job.
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Doug: I’m going to make a movie about a songwriter who gets hit in the head, and he wakes up in a world where nobody’s ever heard of The Beatles, and also where the words for penny and testicle are switched. He doesn’t notice the second change, because it’s more subtle, so he records Penny Lane and goes to jail for obscenity because everyone thinks he’s singing Testicle Lane. He tries to clear his name but dies in prison.
J-Bo.net 
I would see that movie.
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Great to see your blog again, especially since you and Doug have pretty much remained the same. Funny as ever. Don’t know why I stopped getting notifications of your new posts but I hope my comment here gets me back on the J-Bo list.
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Aww nice to hear from you again!! I hope it gets you back on the list, too! If not, you can try subscribing by email.
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Hey!
Its been a while I think since I have read a post of this series. Still hilarious.
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