You know what’s the absolute worst?

The sinking feeling you get when you finish checking out at Target, look down at your jam-packed cart, and suddenly remember that you are parked on the exact opposite end of the mall and cannot take your cart with you.

Especially when your purchases include a comforter set, a colorful bull piñata, a piñata bat, and a large red bouncy ball just because.

I don’t know what was funnier to today’s mall-goers—the sight of me walking across the mall carrying all these items, or the site of me photographing them next to my car as proof that I’d made it.


Happy weekend, all.