Doug: Do people still wear Uggs?

Me: I don’t know. Did your students wear them?

Doug: I don’t know, I never looked at my students. I just did this thing where I pulled my vision out of focus until they all just looked like a blur. Made things easier.


**When Doug wanted me to go see Bladerunner with him**

Me: I don’t want to.

Doug: Come on. I watched Made of Honor with you.

Me: That was just in the living room; you didn’t have to watch.

Doug: Well, no one has to do anything but die. It’s what we do besides that we’re judged by.


Me: Can you even imagine either of us being with anyone else at this point?

Doug: It is pretty hard to imagine. But given how pliable humans are, it’s also the easiest thing in the world to imagine.