Went out to dinner with some friends last night. My chicken sandwich arrived without a top bun.
“Can I get you guys anything else right now?” the waitress asked.
“Could I get a top bun?” I asked.
She looked at my open-faced sandwich. “Oh, sorry!”
A minute later she was back with a top bun on its own small plate. “I swear,” she said before walking away, “This almost never happens.”
I had a weird customer service problem today, too. I was buying 6 large plants from Lowes and they were wilted and needed water badly. I knew they were good plants so I wanted to buy them anyway. I asked the cashier if there was a hose I could use to water them before I took them home. He came back with a small styrofoam cup half full of water and gave each plant a couple of drops. Was he mocking me??