Carry bird bones across an attic plank
Say “I’m sorry, but I have to watch you pee” on a near-daily basis
Dodge a punch to the face
Coerce someone into continuing therapy by performing stand-up comedy about the extra bone in my foot
Sneak my way onto a 6th grade field trip
Be the one who signs the forms allowing drunk drivers to get their licenses back
Conduct a session twenty inches away from a jar of someone’s urine
Drive a kid to gymnastics practice and hang out in the waiting room with the other soccer moms
Pause a serious session while a stranger walks their bicycle across my office
Fall asleep in group therapy
Spill someone’s urine on my scarf
Join a patient in prayer when a priest shows up out of nowhere to give Communion
Get five needles stabbed into each of my ears during clinical training
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We will definitely have to talk about some of these the next time we hang out!
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I’ve always been told that prnetevion is better than a cure. I eat well, I’ve stopped smoking, I drink lots of water and wear sunscreen on my face in summer (before anyone asks!) My mum has pretty good skin for her age but I was thinking about replacing my moisturiser with a clinique night moisturiser that incedently has anti aging and firming effects. I used it last night and today my skin feels amazing.Is it better to start early to prevent wrinkles?? I really want to start using this cream, but i’m worried about the long term effects. I read in the paper once that using them too young can bring on wrinkles instead of prevent them because it stops you producing natural anti oxidents (i think thats right i’m no scientist!) so you become dependent .I’m 23by drinking lots of water’, I don’t mean water poisioning! that is something all together different!
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Those whacky patients! Whatever will they come up with next? You know you’re just waiting to see so you can make another list…
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So much pee! Just don’t forget that it’s not apple juice …
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I hope you didn’t break any code of ethics in divulging this.
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The third to last sounds like a blog in itself.
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The carrying bird bones was the most compelling to me! What??!?!?!
I agree–there’s a whole lot of pee involved in your job, I guess. When I was a stay-at-home mom to young kids, I decided that the main part of the job description you had to make peace with was the constant poop management. At least they were my own kids, though. ; )
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Shut your lying mouth RIGHT NOW. I also have an extra foot bone! I think like 6% of the population has this extra bone and you’re one of them? Well, well, well—isn’t this exciting! 😉
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Aaaaaaaah I’ve never met anyone else with this! I ended up having to get mine removed b/c I injured it- they said this happens eventually to a lot of people with the bone. Do you still have yours?
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I do, but I admit, I DID injure it several times during high school and college basketball. It seems especially prone to getting bruised. Yikes – removed? No gusta.
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Oooff the last one had to hurt,yikes!
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So many jars of urine!
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I especially like the bicycle one. I am trying to picture it. What? How…? : )
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So much urine, so little time.
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eewww. cringed at five needles stuck in each of your ears! …… g-r-o-s-s!
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I’m sensing that you wish that other people’s urine didn’t feature so prominently in your life. Watching all those strangers peeing probably has long-term effects on your psyche.
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Probably- to be determined!
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Reblogged this on My Radar Blog.
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