Me: Are you even a man?
Doug: My penis resigned today. Said he was looking for a position with more stability and prestige. So to answer your question, no.
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**When All Star by Smash Mouth came on the radio**
Doug: Ugh, this song makes me want to smash my mouth in. Is that where they got their name?
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Me: Who would have thought we’d still be together?
Doug: No one. I literally bet against it. Can I borrow your loans? I bet $10,000.
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