Thanks for all the votes for my new glasses! I appreciate everyone who texted, called, emailed, commented, and arranged for sky-writing.

Who knew that would be my post popular post since the time I pissed off an entire town?

Without further ado, the winner is…


Honestly, I never even thought the others came close.

But I’ll probably just order similar frames elsewhere, because so many of you fine people filled me in on places I can get glasses for much cheaper, or even free!

I haven’t explored all these yet, but word on the street is:

Coastal: first pair free

Firmoo: first pair free

Zenni: super cheap

Also, I got married on August 8th! More on this later.